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02/21/2019 at 00:23 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 00:27

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No burnt ends; hard pass.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats
02/21/2019 at 00:28

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Texas barbecue sucks though, so he’s kind of right. But mostly wrong, since barbecue in Brooklyn is just shitty Texas  barbecue, which makes it a shitty knockoff of already shitty barbecue. Fight me. 


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 00:32

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Nort h Carolina vinegar-based BBQ or bust

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Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > Honeybunchesofgoats
02/21/2019 at 00:38

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Pecan Lodge in Dallas was damn near religious.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats
02/21/2019 at 00:50

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I can sorta see the view that Texas barbecue isn’t good because there are so many places that the overall barbecue profile can average out to mediocre.  The biggest problem I encounter living here is meat that is either too dry, or that depends on the sauce to give it its flavor.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > Chariotoflove
02/21/2019 at 00:57

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In Plano I never really found good stuff.  Dallas has quite a few, so does Houston.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Honeybunchesofgoats
02/21/2019 at 08:05

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Because Texas is the only BBQ? LOL


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > gettingoldercarguy
02/21/2019 at 10:53

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They do. You just have to look a little and ask around.  Not every place is guaranteed.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > Chariotoflove
02/21/2019 at 12:44

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Opposite direction, up in Celina had a place called tender which is supposed to be really good.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > gettingoldercarguy
02/21/2019 at 14:02

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Noted.


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > Chariotoflove
02/21/2019 at 14:10

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Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Honeybunchesofgoats
02/21/2019 at 14:40

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O kay, will fight.

Bad Texas barbecue—especially the beef stuff—is a crime against humanity. But the good stuff where the salt-and-pepper crust crystallizes into a delightful bark and the meat inside becomes a moist delight is a religious experience. The big problem is, it’s hard to get right.

The main Texas mag is based in Austin and has an annoying favoritism towards Central Texas-style beef-based joints run by gentrifying hipsters, which is really annoying. Some of them can cook really well, but others that are “ranked” and “known” could be out-cooked by any hole-in-the-wall joint out there. Skip the ranked joints with their tough meat and find a solid place you can smell a mile away out in the country instead, TBH.

But honestly, we do pork well here, too, which is criminally underappreciated, and I am all about those ribs.